. When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you

. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. ― George Carlin

. Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer. ― Ellen DeGeneres

. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter

. Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

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30 quotes about life
. When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

. Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. ― Lemony Snicket

. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ― Cathy Guisewite

. If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

. Being yourself, everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde

. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. – Frank Zappa

. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot

. The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

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. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry

. A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

. If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.